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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:57:54 +0300

sona-chan: [ kingdom hearts 10th anniversary calendar ]

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:37:03 +0300

sona-chan:

[ kingdom hearts 10th anniversary calendar ]

hatteress: lierdumoa: I know you wanted this on your...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:24:58 +0300

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:19:17 +0300

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:19:05 +0300

velocipedestrienne: Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:18:28 +0300

velocipedestrienne:

Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.

foreversocktanned: Pugs

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:05:02 +0300

foreversocktanned:

Pugs

fully—-torqued: attackofthepartycannon: saltwaterstemp: ...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:40:07 +0300

fully—-torqued:

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?

That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

Is no one going to ask what poop butter is?

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Sun, 05 May 2013 16:11:46 +0300

While she sells sea shells by the sea shore is a good tongue twister, it is definitely not a good...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:10:42 +0300

While she sells sea shells by the sea shore is a good tongue twister, it is definitely not a good business.

veggietalesyaoi: veggietalesyaoi: mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked...

Sun, 05 May 2013 06:47:54 +0300

veggietalesyaoi:

veggietalesyaoi:

mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected

MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED

fishtwigz: atreyue-r: Best out of context quote from the...

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:08:12 +0300

fishtwigz:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

Best out of context quote from any show

redpogosticks: manateesandguardians: sevenlittledevils: whatev...

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:04:12 +0300

redpogosticks:

manateesandguardians:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

this was exactly what I was expecting

the world needs to see this

don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes

Sat, 04 May 2013 16:51:06 +0300

don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes

hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to...

Sat, 04 May 2013 16:51:02 +0300

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.

bakuras-face: Let’s play spot the main character I wonder who...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:22:37 +0300

bakuras-face:

Let’s play spot the main character

I wonder who it could possibly be

steampoweredcupcake: nakedtrenchcoatbaby: twerksfortots: osamah: why does snoop dogg smile like...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:22:34 +0300

steampoweredcupcake:

nakedtrenchcoatbaby:

twerksfortots:

osamah:

why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don’t

he’s been snoopin’ around

get out

so-relatable: BE CAREFUL. LATE NIGHT BLOGGING CAN BE...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:12:43 +0300

so-relatable:

BE CAREFUL. LATE NIGHT BLOGGING CAN BE TERRIFYING!

danistotallyunghoul: danistotallyunghoul: quick some one change it the 9s are bothering me. Ok,...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:07:03 +0300

danistotallyunghoul:

danistotallyunghoul:

quick some one change it the 9s are bothering me.

Ok, who’s the smart ass.

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:41:27 +0300